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I'll go to church with anyone who's willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me.
Joe Rogan
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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
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Faggot never meant gay when I was a kid. You kind of knew that you could call a gay person faggot if you were ignorant, but nobody ever called someone a faggot if they were gay.
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I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.
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You're sort of programmed a certain way because of your environment. That's all you know. But we don't have that anymore because of the internet. Because of the internet we're all communicating with each other all across the board, so you're getting information from people all around the world, hitting a much more diverse slice of culture.
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There's a classic story I tell about when I did the Man Show about the retarded conversations that you have with the executive producers and the network.
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[Faggot] is a great word! The whole thing about language is, it's supposed to be broadcasting your intentions. These are my intentions and these words broadcast my feelings. If all of a sudden you have forbidden words that doesn't make the intent any better. It's just appeasing sensitive people.
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