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I'll go to church with anyone who's willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me.

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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
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Judoka
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Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
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Thai Boxer
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Joseph James Rogan
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The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal.
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I've actually been doing stand up for more than 20 years. I started in 1988. It's almost 30 years! Which is crazy.
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If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk.
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We're constantly re-evaluating the potential for life. We're finding it where we didn't think it could exist, such as volcanic vents and other extreme conditions like under arctic ice. We're finding life in these incredibly harsh and dynamic conditions, so we're having to re-evaluate our own ideas of what's possible on this planet alone.
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Faggot never meant gay when I was a kid. You kind of knew that you could call a gay person faggot if you were ignorant, but nobody ever called someone a faggot if they were gay.
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I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.
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The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.
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Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
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What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It's amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being - without a doubt.
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People for the most part can smell lies.
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That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
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The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I've ever used for developing my mind
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No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend.
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To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die.
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Our entire civilization is built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit.
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Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, What was that?
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I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand where I'm coming from.
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Houston Alexander is for real!
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A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you. I mean, it doesn't make any sense.
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You're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it.
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