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I don`t like people that make their living talking about bullshit, and you see them in many shows that are made on the same subject. When you go looking at UFOs or bigfoot or what-have-you, there's just nothing there.
Joe Rogan
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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
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