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My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys.

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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
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Joseph James Rogan
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