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I'm a nightclub comic. That's what I do. I work in the clubs uncensored because my mind is uncensored, and those are the thoughts that I have. I do the kind of comedy that I would enjoy seeing.

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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
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Joseph James Rogan
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