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Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there.

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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
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Joseph James Rogan
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A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up on you tube, it might get a million hits! All it needs to do is resonate with one person who sends it to their friends, who sends it to other people, and before you know it, it has spread virally and BOOM! All of a sudden that person has a name.
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I don't really like actors. Actors are like terrible comedians with no punch lines. It's all about them. They talk about themselves all the time. They bore the sh - t out of you.
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I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.
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