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Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there.

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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
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Television Producer
Thai Boxer
Newark
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Joseph James Rogan
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