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If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances.
Joe Rogan
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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
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Joseph James Rogan
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I always do that at the end of shows, like a Q&A session. First of all it lets people know that this isn't some preprogrammed, press-play show where I have to say the exact same words in the exact same order. That's part of the thing with live comedy is that people like the fun aspect of it and I enjoy the taking questions part.
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I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand where I'm coming from.
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You're sort of programmed a certain way because of your environment. That's all you know. But we don't have that anymore because of the internet. Because of the internet we're all communicating with each other all across the board, so you're getting information from people all around the world, hitting a much more diverse slice of culture.
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I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.
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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.
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