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If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances.
Joe Rogan
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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
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Joseph James Rogan
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I always do that at the end of shows, like a Q&A session. First of all it lets people know that this isn't some preprogrammed, press-play show where I have to say the exact same words in the exact same order. That's part of the thing with live comedy is that people like the fun aspect of it and I enjoy the taking questions part.
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The number one reason why marijuana is illegal is because the Pharma Cartel does not want you to grow your own medicine. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. The first car ever made ran on hemp oil. Hemp seeds are also the healthiest food on the planet with the highest protein content out of any plant.
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In order to be truly great at something you have to give into a certain amount of madness.
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I want to make sure that everything that I'm creating, I'm creating it so other people get enjoyment out of it. And that's the reward that you get for that.
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That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
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Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.
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You are one miniscule piece of a never-ending cycle. In fact, you're not even a piece. You're just a holder for billions and billions of other pieces. Whether that's organic components, living organisms inside your body, bacteria or whatever it is, you're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it.
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When a ball goes into a net it only means something because we decided it means something. When somebody punches somebody in the face it always means something.
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You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag.
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To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die.
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It's impossible to measure the type of mental strength and determination that's required to be an elite wrestler.
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