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Be the hero of your own story.
Joe Rogan
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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
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Joseph James Rogan
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I want to talk about the nature of human beings or how we're evolving as a race.
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If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there.
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Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.
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It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.
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I'm a nightclub comic. That's what I do. I work in the clubs uncensored because my mind is uncensored, and those are the thoughts that I have. I do the kind of comedy that I would enjoy seeing.
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Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, What was that?
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When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show for an hour - it's a big difference. It's annoying - your feet hurt, your back hurts - it's just not the most comfortable way to see stand-up comedy.
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You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag.
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When I started out I was definitely more traditional. It was 1988. Everyone was doing the Jerry Seinfeld.
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I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you.
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A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up on you tube, it might get a million hits! All it needs to do is resonate with one person who sends it to their friends, who sends it to other people, and before you know it, it has spread virally and BOOM! All of a sudden that person has a name.
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The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.
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I think that one of the reasons why people look towards the end of humanity is that people are afraid to die alone. If you die alone, the people you love will miss you, or if they die, you miss them - the sorrow is inevitable. When you truly love someone, the thought of losing them forever is horrible.
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One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.
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I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.
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To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die.
Joe Rogan
I'll go to church with anyone who's willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me.
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I’m afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.
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Peter Joseph is asking the questions and proposing the possible solutions that we should be demanding from the elected leaders of this crazy world. His brilliant analysis of this ridiculous system we're operating under is one of the most important voices for change in this generation.
Joe Rogan
I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand where I'm coming from.
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