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Be the hero of your own story.
Joe Rogan
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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
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Judoka
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Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
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Joseph James Rogan
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After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.
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Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.
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Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.
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I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.
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I'm a nightclub comic. That's what I do. I work in the clubs uncensored because my mind is uncensored, and those are the thoughts that I have. I do the kind of comedy that I would enjoy seeing.
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If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances.
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I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you.
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I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.
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I think there is more comedians now than ever, more venues now than ever. There are stand-ups who live in towns where they don't have many comedy clubs where they are organizing more comedy nights in bars. I just think this is a fantastic time for stand up.
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Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.
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I don't really like actors. Actors are like terrible comedians with no punch lines. It's all about them. They talk about themselves all the time. They bore the sh - t out of you.
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A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up on you tube, it might get a million hits! All it needs to do is resonate with one person who sends it to their friends, who sends it to other people, and before you know it, it has spread virally and BOOM! All of a sudden that person has a name.
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I thought eventually I'd have a family and I really didn't want to be a loser like that guy in his 40s still shopping his band's shitty demo tapes around.
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The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.
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Greatness and madness are next door neighbours and they borrow each other's sugar. You don't get there without the other.
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My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.
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The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I've ever used for developing my mind
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Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.
Joe Rogan
Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.
Joe Rogan
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
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