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Be the hero of your own story.
Joe Rogan
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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
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Joseph James Rogan
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When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show for an hour - it's a big difference. It's annoying - your feet hurt, your back hurts - it's just not the most comfortable way to see stand-up comedy.
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The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.
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To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.
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The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.
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I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.
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After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.
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Also I can come up with new bits - people yell stuff out and it's a new subject or a subject that I've been thinking about that I haven't done onstage yet and I'll just run with it.
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Teaching someone that doesn't know something forces you to think about almost every single aspect of it, including parts of it that you could sort of take for granted.
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It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.
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I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.
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Greatness and madness are next door neighbours and they borrow each other's sugar. You don't get there without the other.
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I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you.
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If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever
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Live your life like you're the hero in your movie and right now.
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Comedy shows in D.C. are so much fun. I think because of the intense area that is connected to politics that people need, they need their down time. D.C. audiences are almost universally praised by comedians.
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To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die.
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It's impossible to measure the type of mental strength and determination that's required to be an elite wrestler.
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You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag.
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People are scared man, they're scared of the void.
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But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.
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