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Joe Rogan
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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
Color Commentator
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Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
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Joseph James Rogan
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I always do that at the end of shows, like a Q&A session. First of all it lets people know that this isn't some preprogrammed, press-play show where I have to say the exact same words in the exact same order. That's part of the thing with live comedy is that people like the fun aspect of it and I enjoy the taking questions part.
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Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs.
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My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys.
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I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.
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When women go to see men strip, we never accuse you of hating men.
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The number one reason why marijuana is illegal is because the Pharma Cartel does not want you to grow your own medicine. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. The first car ever made ran on hemp oil. Hemp seeds are also the healthiest food on the planet with the highest protein content out of any plant.
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I want to talk about the nature of human beings or how we're evolving as a race.
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You do what you're supposed to do, but you have to be honest about what they're doing. When you do a comedy show on a network the problem is there are going to be a bunch of people who aren't comedians that are going to tell you what's funny.
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Having the privilege of sitting down and having 3 hour long uninterrupted conversations with hundreds of brilliant people is an awesome perspective enhancer.
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But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.
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We're constantly re-evaluating the potential for life. We're finding it where we didn't think it could exist, such as volcanic vents and other extreme conditions like under arctic ice. We're finding life in these incredibly harsh and dynamic conditions, so we're having to re-evaluate our own ideas of what's possible on this planet alone.
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