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To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die.
Joe Rogan
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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
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Joseph James Rogan
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You are one miniscule piece of a never-ending cycle. In fact, you're not even a piece. You're just a holder for billions and billions of other pieces. Whether that's organic components, living organisms inside your body, bacteria or whatever it is, you're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it.
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I’m afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.
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Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
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When women go to see men strip, we never accuse you of hating men.
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Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It's a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box... but in an actual physical fight against someone who's just a wrestler, you're going to get killed.
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I don't really like actors. Actors are like terrible comedians with no punch lines. It's all about them. They talk about themselves all the time. They bore the sh - t out of you.
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We're constantly re-evaluating the potential for life. We're finding it where we didn't think it could exist, such as volcanic vents and other extreme conditions like under arctic ice. We're finding life in these incredibly harsh and dynamic conditions, so we're having to re-evaluate our own ideas of what's possible on this planet alone.
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If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk.
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Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.
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No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend.
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Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there.
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If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
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I think there is more comedians now than ever, more venues now than ever. There are stand-ups who live in towns where they don't have many comedy clubs where they are organizing more comedy nights in bars. I just think this is a fantastic time for stand up.
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Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.
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Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you're first coming up and I think that's good for you. Eventually you get to express your real personality.
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People for the most part can smell lies.
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When I started out I was definitely more traditional. It was 1988. Everyone was doing the Jerry Seinfeld.
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The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.
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If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever
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When a ball goes into a net it only means something because we decided it means something. When somebody punches somebody in the face it always means something.
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