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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
Color Commentator
Judoka
Kickboxer
Podcaster
Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
Television Actor
Television Producer
Thai Boxer
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Joseph James Rogan
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I think there is more comedians now than ever, more venues now than ever. There are stand-ups who live in towns where they don't have many comedy clubs where they are organizing more comedy nights in bars. I just think this is a fantastic time for stand up.
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You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag.
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Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.
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I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.
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Well you see, Brazilian JiuJitsu Blackbelts have a blackbelt in...... Brazilian JiuJitsu
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It's impossible to measure the type of mental strength and determination that's required to be an elite wrestler.
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I want to talk about the nature of human beings or how we're evolving as a race.
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We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by.
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One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.
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Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It's a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box... but in an actual physical fight against someone who's just a wrestler, you're going to get killed.
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If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
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The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion
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That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
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A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you. I mean, it doesn't make any sense.
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There's a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results.
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Despite all the advancements in science, and all things about religion that are disproved it still marches on. The bottom line is that the only real, absolutely provable answers about life and our place in the universe are provided by science, and religion has been holding down science since day one.
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People are scared man, they're scared of the void.
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I don`t like people that make their living talking about bullshit, and you see them in many shows that are made on the same subject. When you go looking at UFOs or bigfoot or what-have-you, there's just nothing there.
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You do what you're supposed to do, but you have to be honest about what they're doing. When you do a comedy show on a network the problem is there are going to be a bunch of people who aren't comedians that are going to tell you what's funny.
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I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand where I'm coming from.
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