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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
Color Commentator
Judoka
Kickboxer
Podcaster
Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
Television Actor
Television Producer
Thai Boxer
Newark
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Joseph James Rogan
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On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed.
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If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
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If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there.
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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.
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Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs.
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You are one miniscule piece of a never-ending cycle. In fact, you're not even a piece. You're just a holder for billions and billions of other pieces. Whether that's organic components, living organisms inside your body, bacteria or whatever it is, you're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it.
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I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you.
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I'm really happy that I've been able to make people laugh and distract them from their day to day bullshit at a comedy show or because they enjoyed one of my CDs or TV specials, but I don't know how many people have actually had life changing thoughts because of it.
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Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you're first coming up and I think that's good for you. Eventually you get to express your real personality.
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I'll go to church with anyone who's willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me.
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I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.
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If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances.
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Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.
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Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It's a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box... but in an actual physical fight against someone who's just a wrestler, you're going to get killed.
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Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much.
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I think that one of the reasons why people look towards the end of humanity is that people are afraid to die alone. If you die alone, the people you love will miss you, or if they die, you miss them - the sorrow is inevitable. When you truly love someone, the thought of losing them forever is horrible.
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I read the things that scientists have figured out, and apply what they say is beneficial, but at the end of the day I'm the wrong person to get unchallenged nutritional advice from.
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I think there is more comedians now than ever, more venues now than ever. There are stand-ups who live in towns where they don't have many comedy clubs where they are organizing more comedy nights in bars. I just think this is a fantastic time for stand up.
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I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.
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People for the most part can smell lies.
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