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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
Color Commentator
Judoka
Kickboxer
Podcaster
Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
Television Actor
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Thai Boxer
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Joseph James Rogan
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Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.
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You do what you're supposed to do, but you have to be honest about what they're doing. When you do a comedy show on a network the problem is there are going to be a bunch of people who aren't comedians that are going to tell you what's funny.
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Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.
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I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.
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People are scared man, they're scared of the void.
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It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.
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I’m afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.
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My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.
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I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.
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If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk.
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The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal.
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On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed.
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Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, What was that?
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The quicker we all realize that we've been taught how to live life by people that were operating on the momentum of an ignorant past the quicker we can move to a global ethic of community that doesn't value invented borders or the monopolization of natural resources, but rather the goal of a happier more loving humanity.
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Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.
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Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
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I think that one of the reasons why people look towards the end of humanity is that people are afraid to die alone. If you die alone, the people you love will miss you, or if they die, you miss them - the sorrow is inevitable. When you truly love someone, the thought of losing them forever is horrible.
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Having the privilege of sitting down and having 3 hour long uninterrupted conversations with hundreds of brilliant people is an awesome perspective enhancer.
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What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It's amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being - without a doubt.
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[Faggot] is a great word! The whole thing about language is, it's supposed to be broadcasting your intentions. These are my intentions and these words broadcast my feelings. If all of a sudden you have forbidden words that doesn't make the intent any better. It's just appeasing sensitive people.
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