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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
Color Commentator
Judoka
Kickboxer
Podcaster
Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
Television Actor
Television Producer
Thai Boxer
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Joseph James Rogan
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Live your life like you're the hero in your movie and right now.
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Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.
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The number one reason why marijuana is illegal is because the Pharma Cartel does not want you to grow your own medicine. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. The first car ever made ran on hemp oil. Hemp seeds are also the healthiest food on the planet with the highest protein content out of any plant.
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There's a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results.
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People for the most part can smell lies.
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Despite all the advancements in science, and all things about religion that are disproved it still marches on. The bottom line is that the only real, absolutely provable answers about life and our place in the universe are provided by science, and religion has been holding down science since day one.
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Faggot never meant gay when I was a kid. You kind of knew that you could call a gay person faggot if you were ignorant, but nobody ever called someone a faggot if they were gay.
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Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.
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I don`t like people that make their living talking about bullshit, and you see them in many shows that are made on the same subject. When you go looking at UFOs or bigfoot or what-have-you, there's just nothing there.
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I read the things that scientists have figured out, and apply what they say is beneficial, but at the end of the day I'm the wrong person to get unchallenged nutritional advice from.
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Having the privilege of sitting down and having 3 hour long uninterrupted conversations with hundreds of brilliant people is an awesome perspective enhancer.
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If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever
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I always do that at the end of shows, like a Q&A session. First of all it lets people know that this isn't some preprogrammed, press-play show where I have to say the exact same words in the exact same order. That's part of the thing with live comedy is that people like the fun aspect of it and I enjoy the taking questions part.
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I'm really happy that I've been able to make people laugh and distract them from their day to day bullshit at a comedy show or because they enjoyed one of my CDs or TV specials, but I don't know how many people have actually had life changing thoughts because of it.
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Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It's a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box... but in an actual physical fight against someone who's just a wrestler, you're going to get killed.
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People for the most part can smell lies, at least I thought that until I saw audiences applaud at Carlos Mencia.
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My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys.
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When women go to see men strip, we never accuse you of hating men.
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I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.
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I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.
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