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If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk.
Joe Rogan
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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
Color Commentator
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Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
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Joseph James Rogan
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In order to be truly great at something you have to give into a certain amount of madness.
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There's a never-ending ocean of techniques out there.
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Teaching someone that doesn't know something forces you to think about almost every single aspect of it, including parts of it that you could sort of take for granted.
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I've actually been doing stand up for more than 20 years. I started in 1988. It's almost 30 years! Which is crazy.
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Our entire civilization is built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit.
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I always do that at the end of shows, like a Q&A session. First of all it lets people know that this isn't some preprogrammed, press-play show where I have to say the exact same words in the exact same order. That's part of the thing with live comedy is that people like the fun aspect of it and I enjoy the taking questions part.
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Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, What was that?
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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.
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But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.
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The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.
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Jiu-Jitsu has been one of the most valuable tools I've ever had in my life.
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I'm really happy that I've been able to make people laugh and distract them from their day to day bullshit at a comedy show or because they enjoyed one of my CDs or TV specials, but I don't know how many people have actually had life changing thoughts because of it.
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People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.
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I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand where I'm coming from.
Joe Rogan
I'm a nightclub comic. That's what I do. I work in the clubs uncensored because my mind is uncensored, and those are the thoughts that I have. I do the kind of comedy that I would enjoy seeing.
Joe Rogan
I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.
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I thought eventually I'd have a family and I really didn't want to be a loser like that guy in his 40s still shopping his band's shitty demo tapes around.
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Comedy shows in D.C. are so much fun. I think because of the intense area that is connected to politics that people need, they need their down time. D.C. audiences are almost universally praised by comedians.
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Well you see, Brazilian JiuJitsu Blackbelts have a blackbelt in...... Brazilian JiuJitsu
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Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.
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