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If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk.

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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
Color Commentator
Judoka
Kickboxer
Podcaster
Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
Television Actor
Television Producer
Thai Boxer
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Joseph James Rogan
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Choose To Be Inspired.
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I don`t like people that make their living talking about bullshit, and you see them in many shows that are made on the same subject. When you go looking at UFOs or bigfoot or what-have-you, there's just nothing there.
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I've actually been doing stand up for more than 20 years. I started in 1988. It's almost 30 years! Which is crazy.
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When a ball goes into a net it only means something because we decided it means something. When somebody punches somebody in the face it always means something.
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I think that one of the reasons why people look towards the end of humanity is that people are afraid to die alone. If you die alone, the people you love will miss you, or if they die, you miss them - the sorrow is inevitable. When you truly love someone, the thought of losing them forever is horrible.
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Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.
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There's a classic story I tell about when I did the Man Show about the retarded conversations that you have with the executive producers and the network.
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After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.
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We're constantly re-evaluating the potential for life. We're finding it where we didn't think it could exist, such as volcanic vents and other extreme conditions like under arctic ice. We're finding life in these incredibly harsh and dynamic conditions, so we're having to re-evaluate our own ideas of what's possible on this planet alone.
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I don't really like actors. Actors are like terrible comedians with no punch lines. It's all about them. They talk about themselves all the time. They bore the sh - t out of you.
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One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.
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I want to make sure that everything that I'm creating, I'm creating it so other people get enjoyment out of it. And that's the reward that you get for that.
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Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It's a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box... but in an actual physical fight against someone who's just a wrestler, you're going to get killed.
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Jiu-Jitsu has been one of the most valuable tools I've ever had in my life.
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I read the things that scientists have figured out, and apply what they say is beneficial, but at the end of the day I'm the wrong person to get unchallenged nutritional advice from.
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The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion
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I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.
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There's a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results.
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