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If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk.

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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
Color Commentator
Judoka
Kickboxer
Podcaster
Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
Television Actor
Television Producer
Thai Boxer
Newark
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Joseph James Rogan
Tyson
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I think that one of the reasons why people look towards the end of humanity is that people are afraid to die alone. If you die alone, the people you love will miss you, or if they die, you miss them - the sorrow is inevitable. When you truly love someone, the thought of losing them forever is horrible.
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If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
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I'll go to church with anyone who's willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me.
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On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed.
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Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.
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I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy more than any generation before because there is more guys like you, more guys like me, more guys like Louie CK who talks about it a lot. When you get a chance to see perspective that I don't think you ever got to see before.
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Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs.
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I think it would do a lot of people good just to realize how vulnerable they are.
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You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag.
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People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.
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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.
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Houston Alexander is for real!
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We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by.
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After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.
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The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
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I don`t like people that make their living talking about bullshit, and you see them in many shows that are made on the same subject. When you go looking at UFOs or bigfoot or what-have-you, there's just nothing there.
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The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.
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When a ball goes into a net it only means something because we decided it means something. When somebody punches somebody in the face it always means something.
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What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It's amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being - without a doubt.
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My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.
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