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If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk.

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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
Color Commentator
Judoka
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Podcaster
Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
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Joseph James Rogan
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Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.
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No matter how civilized we are and how much society has curbed violent behavior. Human beings still have the same genes they had 10,000 years ago. Our bodies are designed to have a certain amount of physical stress and violence in them. We're designed to run from jaguars and fight to defend our territory.
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Peter Joseph is asking the questions and proposing the possible solutions that we should be demanding from the elected leaders of this crazy world. His brilliant analysis of this ridiculous system we're operating under is one of the most important voices for change in this generation.
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I always do that at the end of shows, like a Q&A session. First of all it lets people know that this isn't some preprogrammed, press-play show where I have to say the exact same words in the exact same order. That's part of the thing with live comedy is that people like the fun aspect of it and I enjoy the taking questions part.
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My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys.
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In order to be truly great at something you have to give into a certain amount of madness.
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But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.
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Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.
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I think that one of the reasons why people look towards the end of humanity is that people are afraid to die alone. If you die alone, the people you love will miss you, or if they die, you miss them - the sorrow is inevitable. When you truly love someone, the thought of losing them forever is horrible.
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Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.
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I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you.
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I thought eventually I'd have a family and I really didn't want to be a loser like that guy in his 40s still shopping his band's shitty demo tapes around.
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Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much.
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Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.
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Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It's a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box... but in an actual physical fight against someone who's just a wrestler, you're going to get killed.
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Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.
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I'm a nightclub comic. That's what I do. I work in the clubs uncensored because my mind is uncensored, and those are the thoughts that I have. I do the kind of comedy that I would enjoy seeing.
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It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.
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Jiu-Jitsu has been one of the most valuable tools I've ever had in my life.
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Houston Alexander is for real!
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