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If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk.

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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
Color Commentator
Judoka
Kickboxer
Podcaster
Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
Television Actor
Television Producer
Thai Boxer
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Joseph James Rogan
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Live your life like you're the hero in your movie and right now.
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It's not necessarily a brave thing, people talk about what they think about. There's people out there who love to talk about politics or where they think the countries headed. I don't talk about that I talk about...things that are a little trippier.
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Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there.
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Despite all the advancements in science, and all things about religion that are disproved it still marches on. The bottom line is that the only real, absolutely provable answers about life and our place in the universe are provided by science, and religion has been holding down science since day one.
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I always do that at the end of shows, like a Q&A session. First of all it lets people know that this isn't some preprogrammed, press-play show where I have to say the exact same words in the exact same order. That's part of the thing with live comedy is that people like the fun aspect of it and I enjoy the taking questions part.
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To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die.
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My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.
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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.
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Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.
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Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, What was that?
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Choose To Be Inspired.
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To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.
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People do always try to smoke pot with me. But I think some of those people are cops.
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Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.
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I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand where I'm coming from.
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People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.
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We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by.
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Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much.
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There's a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results.
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You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag.
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