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If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk.

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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
Color Commentator
Judoka
Kickboxer
Podcaster
Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
Television Actor
Television Producer
Thai Boxer
Newark
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Joseph James Rogan
Griffin
Tyson
Mma
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Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.
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Also I can come up with new bits - people yell stuff out and it's a new subject or a subject that I've been thinking about that I haven't done onstage yet and I'll just run with it.
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We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by.
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Having the privilege of sitting down and having 3 hour long uninterrupted conversations with hundreds of brilliant people is an awesome perspective enhancer.
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Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.
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Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It's a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box... but in an actual physical fight against someone who's just a wrestler, you're going to get killed.
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Our entire civilization is built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit.
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People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.
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It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.
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It's impossible to measure the type of mental strength and determination that's required to be an elite wrestler.
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The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal.
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That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
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Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.
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I'm a nightclub comic. That's what I do. I work in the clubs uncensored because my mind is uncensored, and those are the thoughts that I have. I do the kind of comedy that I would enjoy seeing.
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On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed.
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Houston Alexander is for real!
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Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
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Greatness and madness are next door neighbours and they borrow each other's sugar. You don't get there without the other.
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If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances.
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You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag.
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