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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
Color Commentator
Judoka
Kickboxer
Podcaster
Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
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Thai Boxer
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Joseph James Rogan
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I’m afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.
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People for the most part can smell lies.
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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.
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It's not necessarily a brave thing, people talk about what they think about. There's people out there who love to talk about politics or where they think the countries headed. I don't talk about that I talk about...things that are a little trippier.
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We're constantly re-evaluating the potential for life. We're finding it where we didn't think it could exist, such as volcanic vents and other extreme conditions like under arctic ice. We're finding life in these incredibly harsh and dynamic conditions, so we're having to re-evaluate our own ideas of what's possible on this planet alone.
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That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
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I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.
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The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I've ever used for developing my mind
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I thought eventually I'd have a family and I really didn't want to be a loser like that guy in his 40s still shopping his band's shitty demo tapes around.
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If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there.
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Our entire civilization is built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit.
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A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you. I mean, it doesn't make any sense.
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I'm a nightclub comic. That's what I do. I work in the clubs uncensored because my mind is uncensored, and those are the thoughts that I have. I do the kind of comedy that I would enjoy seeing.
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No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend.
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My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.
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Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.
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When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show for an hour - it's a big difference. It's annoying - your feet hurt, your back hurts - it's just not the most comfortable way to see stand-up comedy.
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Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there.
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When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.
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There's a classic story I tell about when I did the Man Show about the retarded conversations that you have with the executive producers and the network.
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