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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
Color Commentator
Judoka
Kickboxer
Podcaster
Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
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Thai Boxer
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Joseph James Rogan
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I want to talk about the nature of human beings or how we're evolving as a race.
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I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy more than any generation before because there is more guys like you, more guys like me, more guys like Louie CK who talks about it a lot. When you get a chance to see perspective that I don't think you ever got to see before.
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There's a never-ending ocean of techniques out there.
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A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you. I mean, it doesn't make any sense.
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You are one miniscule piece of a never-ending cycle. In fact, you're not even a piece. You're just a holder for billions and billions of other pieces. Whether that's organic components, living organisms inside your body, bacteria or whatever it is, you're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it.
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I've actually been doing stand up for more than 20 years. I started in 1988. It's almost 30 years! Which is crazy.
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[Faggot] is a great word! The whole thing about language is, it's supposed to be broadcasting your intentions. These are my intentions and these words broadcast my feelings. If all of a sudden you have forbidden words that doesn't make the intent any better. It's just appeasing sensitive people.
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I’m afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.
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Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It's a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box... but in an actual physical fight against someone who's just a wrestler, you're going to get killed.
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Comedy shows in D.C. are so much fun. I think because of the intense area that is connected to politics that people need, they need their down time. D.C. audiences are almost universally praised by comedians.
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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.
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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.
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In order to be truly great at something you have to give into a certain amount of madness.
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One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.
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I'll go to church with anyone who's willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me.
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I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you.
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I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand where I'm coming from.
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I don't really like actors. Actors are like terrible comedians with no punch lines. It's all about them. They talk about themselves all the time. They bore the sh - t out of you.
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To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die.
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Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.
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