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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Joseph James Rogan
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I want to talk about the nature of human beings or how we're evolving as a race.
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People for the most part can smell lies, at least I thought that until I saw audiences applaud at Carlos Mencia.
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To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die.
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Greatness and madness are next door neighbours and they borrow each other's sugar. You don't get there without the other.
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One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.
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No matter how civilized we are and how much society has curbed violent behavior. Human beings still have the same genes they had 10,000 years ago. Our bodies are designed to have a certain amount of physical stress and violence in them. We're designed to run from jaguars and fight to defend our territory.
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Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It's a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box... but in an actual physical fight against someone who's just a wrestler, you're going to get killed.
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The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion
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If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?
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I'm a nightclub comic. That's what I do. I work in the clubs uncensored because my mind is uncensored, and those are the thoughts that I have. I do the kind of comedy that I would enjoy seeing.
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Peter Joseph is asking the questions and proposing the possible solutions that we should be demanding from the elected leaders of this crazy world. His brilliant analysis of this ridiculous system we're operating under is one of the most important voices for change in this generation.
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I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand where I'm coming from.
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I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy more than any generation before because there is more guys like you, more guys like me, more guys like Louie CK who talks about it a lot. When you get a chance to see perspective that I don't think you ever got to see before.
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Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.
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If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there.
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A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up on you tube, it might get a million hits! All it needs to do is resonate with one person who sends it to their friends, who sends it to other people, and before you know it, it has spread virally and BOOM! All of a sudden that person has a name.
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I always do that at the end of shows, like a Q&A session. First of all it lets people know that this isn't some preprogrammed, press-play show where I have to say the exact same words in the exact same order. That's part of the thing with live comedy is that people like the fun aspect of it and I enjoy the taking questions part.
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Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.
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Teaching someone that doesn't know something forces you to think about almost every single aspect of it, including parts of it that you could sort of take for granted.
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Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs.
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