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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
Color Commentator
Judoka
Kickboxer
Podcaster
Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
Television Actor
Television Producer
Thai Boxer
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Joseph James Rogan
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Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, What was that?
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Jiu-Jitsu has been one of the most valuable tools I've ever had in my life.
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I thought eventually I'd have a family and I really didn't want to be a loser like that guy in his 40s still shopping his band's shitty demo tapes around.
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I’m afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.
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I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.
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If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there.
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The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
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When I started out I was definitely more traditional. It was 1988. Everyone was doing the Jerry Seinfeld.
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Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.
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I read the things that scientists have figured out, and apply what they say is beneficial, but at the end of the day I'm the wrong person to get unchallenged nutritional advice from.
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I think there is more comedians now than ever, more venues now than ever. There are stand-ups who live in towns where they don't have many comedy clubs where they are organizing more comedy nights in bars. I just think this is a fantastic time for stand up.
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When women go to see men strip, we never accuse you of hating men.
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Teaching someone that doesn't know something forces you to think about almost every single aspect of it, including parts of it that you could sort of take for granted.
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I'm really happy that I've been able to make people laugh and distract them from their day to day bullshit at a comedy show or because they enjoyed one of my CDs or TV specials, but I don't know how many people have actually had life changing thoughts because of it.
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The two things I understand best are stand-up comedy and martial arts. And those things require an ultimate grasp of the truth. You have to be objective about your skills and abilities to compete in both.
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If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever
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A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up on you tube, it might get a million hits! All it needs to do is resonate with one person who sends it to their friends, who sends it to other people, and before you know it, it has spread virally and BOOM! All of a sudden that person has a name.
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Also I can come up with new bits - people yell stuff out and it's a new subject or a subject that I've been thinking about that I haven't done onstage yet and I'll just run with it.
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