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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
Color Commentator
Judoka
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Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
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Joseph James Rogan
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We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by.
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Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.
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I'm a nightclub comic. That's what I do. I work in the clubs uncensored because my mind is uncensored, and those are the thoughts that I have. I do the kind of comedy that I would enjoy seeing.
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You're sort of programmed a certain way because of your environment. That's all you know. But we don't have that anymore because of the internet. Because of the internet we're all communicating with each other all across the board, so you're getting information from people all around the world, hitting a much more diverse slice of culture.
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I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.
Joe Rogan
But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.
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There's a never-ending ocean of techniques out there.
Joe Rogan
I think that one of the reasons why people look towards the end of humanity is that people are afraid to die alone. If you die alone, the people you love will miss you, or if they die, you miss them - the sorrow is inevitable. When you truly love someone, the thought of losing them forever is horrible.
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Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs.
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Despite all the advancements in science, and all things about religion that are disproved it still marches on. The bottom line is that the only real, absolutely provable answers about life and our place in the universe are provided by science, and religion has been holding down science since day one.
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Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
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Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.
Joe Rogan
Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.
Joe Rogan
People for the most part can smell lies, at least I thought that until I saw audiences applaud at Carlos Mencia.
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On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed.
Joe Rogan
I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.
Joe Rogan
Faggot never meant gay when I was a kid. You kind of knew that you could call a gay person faggot if you were ignorant, but nobody ever called someone a faggot if they were gay.
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You do what you're supposed to do, but you have to be honest about what they're doing. When you do a comedy show on a network the problem is there are going to be a bunch of people who aren't comedians that are going to tell you what's funny.
Joe Rogan
When a ball goes into a net it only means something because we decided it means something. When somebody punches somebody in the face it always means something.
Joe Rogan
I'm really happy that I've been able to make people laugh and distract them from their day to day bullshit at a comedy show or because they enjoyed one of my CDs or TV specials, but I don't know how many people have actually had life changing thoughts because of it.
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