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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Joseph James Rogan
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A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up on you tube, it might get a million hits! All it needs to do is resonate with one person who sends it to their friends, who sends it to other people, and before you know it, it has spread virally and BOOM! All of a sudden that person has a name.
Joe Rogan
You're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it.
Joe Rogan
To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.
Joe Rogan
People do always try to smoke pot with me. But I think some of those people are cops.
Joe Rogan
What people like are things to laugh at. Funny shows. It's all in the execution, the writing and the characters, not the setting. And the writing and the execution and the characters are GREAT on (Everybody Loves Raymond).
Joe Rogan
No matter how civilized we are and how much society has curbed violent behavior. Human beings still have the same genes they had 10,000 years ago. Our bodies are designed to have a certain amount of physical stress and violence in them. We're designed to run from jaguars and fight to defend our territory.
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The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.
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I thought eventually I'd have a family and I really didn't want to be a loser like that guy in his 40s still shopping his band's shitty demo tapes around.
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Be the hero of your own story.
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People for the most part can smell lies, at least I thought that until I saw audiences applaud at Carlos Mencia.
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If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever
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I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.
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Well you see, Brazilian JiuJitsu Blackbelts have a blackbelt in...... Brazilian JiuJitsu
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My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys.
Joe Rogan
I've actually been doing stand up for more than 20 years. I started in 1988. It's almost 30 years! Which is crazy.
Joe Rogan
Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.
Joe Rogan
I think there is more comedians now than ever, more venues now than ever. There are stand-ups who live in towns where they don't have many comedy clubs where they are organizing more comedy nights in bars. I just think this is a fantastic time for stand up.
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Stand-up is still my favorite, but the podcast is a close second. It's so fun, and it's given me the oppor-tunity to have three-hour conversations with people I wouldn't have otherwise been able to talk to. When I talked to Maynard Keenan from Tool, I almost couldn't believe it was happening.
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You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag.
Joe Rogan
The quicker we all realize that we've been taught how to live life by people that were operating on the momentum of an ignorant past the quicker we can move to a global ethic of community that doesn't value invented borders or the monopolization of natural resources, but rather the goal of a happier more loving humanity.
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