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Houston Alexander is for real!
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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
Color Commentator
Judoka
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Joseph James Rogan
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Our entire civilization is built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit.
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It's impossible to measure the type of mental strength and determination that's required to be an elite wrestler.
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Having the privilege of sitting down and having 3 hour long uninterrupted conversations with hundreds of brilliant people is an awesome perspective enhancer.
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I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.
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My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.
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The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I've ever used for developing my mind
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[Faggot] is a great word! The whole thing about language is, it's supposed to be broadcasting your intentions. These are my intentions and these words broadcast my feelings. If all of a sudden you have forbidden words that doesn't make the intent any better. It's just appeasing sensitive people.
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Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.
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People for the most part can smell lies.
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On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed.
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If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever
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Jiu-Jitsu has been one of the most valuable tools I've ever had in my life.
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In order to be truly great at something you have to give into a certain amount of madness.
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It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.
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I'm a nightclub comic. That's what I do. I work in the clubs uncensored because my mind is uncensored, and those are the thoughts that I have. I do the kind of comedy that I would enjoy seeing.
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People are scared man, they're scared of the void.
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People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.
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The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.
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Despite all the advancements in science, and all things about religion that are disproved it still marches on. The bottom line is that the only real, absolutely provable answers about life and our place in the universe are provided by science, and religion has been holding down science since day one.
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Live your life like you're the hero in your movie and right now.
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