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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
Color Commentator
Judoka
Kickboxer
Podcaster
Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
Television Actor
Television Producer
Thai Boxer
Newark
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Joseph James Rogan
Houston
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Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, What was that?
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When women go to see men strip, we never accuse you of hating men.
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I’m afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.
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No matter how civilized we are and how much society has curbed violent behavior. Human beings still have the same genes they had 10,000 years ago. Our bodies are designed to have a certain amount of physical stress and violence in them. We're designed to run from jaguars and fight to defend our territory.
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I think there is more comedians now than ever, more venues now than ever. There are stand-ups who live in towns where they don't have many comedy clubs where they are organizing more comedy nights in bars. I just think this is a fantastic time for stand up.
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People are scared man, they're scared of the void.
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If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk.
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I'm really happy that I've been able to make people laugh and distract them from their day to day bullshit at a comedy show or because they enjoyed one of my CDs or TV specials, but I don't know how many people have actually had life changing thoughts because of it.
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The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.
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I read the things that scientists have figured out, and apply what they say is beneficial, but at the end of the day I'm the wrong person to get unchallenged nutritional advice from.
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I always do that at the end of shows, like a Q&A session. First of all it lets people know that this isn't some preprogrammed, press-play show where I have to say the exact same words in the exact same order. That's part of the thing with live comedy is that people like the fun aspect of it and I enjoy the taking questions part.
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If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever
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When I started out I was definitely more traditional. It was 1988. Everyone was doing the Jerry Seinfeld.
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I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.
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Jiu-Jitsu has been one of the most valuable tools I've ever had in my life.
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That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
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The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal.
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Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you're first coming up and I think that's good for you. Eventually you get to express your real personality.
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I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.
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People for the most part can smell lies, at least I thought that until I saw audiences applaud at Carlos Mencia.
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