Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed.
Joe Rogan
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
Color Commentator
Judoka
Kickboxer
Podcaster
Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
Television Actor
Television Producer
Thai Boxer
Newark
New Jersey
Joseph James Rogan
Reconstructed
Knee
Operation
Scar
Operations
Knees
Left
Long
More quotes by Joe Rogan
I don`t like people that make their living talking about bullshit, and you see them in many shows that are made on the same subject. When you go looking at UFOs or bigfoot or what-have-you, there's just nothing there.
Joe Rogan
Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you're first coming up and I think that's good for you. Eventually you get to express your real personality.
Joe Rogan
I want to talk about the nature of human beings or how we're evolving as a race.
Joe Rogan
I always do that at the end of shows, like a Q&A session. First of all it lets people know that this isn't some preprogrammed, press-play show where I have to say the exact same words in the exact same order. That's part of the thing with live comedy is that people like the fun aspect of it and I enjoy the taking questions part.
Joe Rogan
The two things I understand best are stand-up comedy and martial arts. And those things require an ultimate grasp of the truth. You have to be objective about your skills and abilities to compete in both.
Joe Rogan
Greatness and madness are next door neighbours and they borrow each other's sugar. You don't get there without the other.
Joe Rogan
Having the privilege of sitting down and having 3 hour long uninterrupted conversations with hundreds of brilliant people is an awesome perspective enhancer.
Joe Rogan
I've actually been doing stand up for more than 20 years. I started in 1988. It's almost 30 years! Which is crazy.
Joe Rogan
No matter how civilized we are and how much society has curbed violent behavior. Human beings still have the same genes they had 10,000 years ago. Our bodies are designed to have a certain amount of physical stress and violence in them. We're designed to run from jaguars and fight to defend our territory.
Joe Rogan
The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion
Joe Rogan
When a ball goes into a net it only means something because we decided it means something. When somebody punches somebody in the face it always means something.
Joe Rogan
If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there.
Joe Rogan
You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag.
Joe Rogan
I'm really happy that I've been able to make people laugh and distract them from their day to day bullshit at a comedy show or because they enjoyed one of my CDs or TV specials, but I don't know how many people have actually had life changing thoughts because of it.
Joe Rogan
If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances.
Joe Rogan
I think there is more comedians now than ever, more venues now than ever. There are stand-ups who live in towns where they don't have many comedy clubs where they are organizing more comedy nights in bars. I just think this is a fantastic time for stand up.
Joe Rogan
I think that one of the reasons why people look towards the end of humanity is that people are afraid to die alone. If you die alone, the people you love will miss you, or if they die, you miss them - the sorrow is inevitable. When you truly love someone, the thought of losing them forever is horrible.
Joe Rogan
When I started out I was definitely more traditional. It was 1988. Everyone was doing the Jerry Seinfeld.
Joe Rogan
The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I've ever used for developing my mind
Joe Rogan
If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.
Joe Rogan
