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I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.
Joe Rogan
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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
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It's not necessarily a brave thing, people talk about what they think about. There's people out there who love to talk about politics or where they think the countries headed. I don't talk about that I talk about...things that are a little trippier.
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