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When women go to see men strip, we never accuse you of hating men.
Joe Rogan
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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Joseph James Rogan
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You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag.
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I don't really like actors. Actors are like terrible comedians with no punch lines. It's all about them. They talk about themselves all the time. They bore the sh - t out of you.
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I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.
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