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When women go to see men strip, we never accuse you of hating men.

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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
Color Commentator
Judoka
Kickboxer
Podcaster
Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
Television Actor
Television Producer
Thai Boxer
Newark
New Jersey
Joseph James Rogan
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Strip
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Women
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I think there is more comedians now than ever, more venues now than ever. There are stand-ups who live in towns where they don't have many comedy clubs where they are organizing more comedy nights in bars. I just think this is a fantastic time for stand up.
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Teaching someone that doesn't know something forces you to think about almost every single aspect of it, including parts of it that you could sort of take for granted.
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Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.
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It's impossible to measure the type of mental strength and determination that's required to be an elite wrestler.
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A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up on you tube, it might get a million hits! All it needs to do is resonate with one person who sends it to their friends, who sends it to other people, and before you know it, it has spread virally and BOOM! All of a sudden that person has a name.
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I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand where I'm coming from.
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When a ball goes into a net it only means something because we decided it means something. When somebody punches somebody in the face it always means something.
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You are one miniscule piece of a never-ending cycle. In fact, you're not even a piece. You're just a holder for billions and billions of other pieces. Whether that's organic components, living organisms inside your body, bacteria or whatever it is, you're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it.
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The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
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I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.
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Be the hero of your own story.
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If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
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It's not necessarily a brave thing, people talk about what they think about. There's people out there who love to talk about politics or where they think the countries headed. I don't talk about that I talk about...things that are a little trippier.
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In order to be truly great at something you have to give into a certain amount of madness.
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I always do that at the end of shows, like a Q&A session. First of all it lets people know that this isn't some preprogrammed, press-play show where I have to say the exact same words in the exact same order. That's part of the thing with live comedy is that people like the fun aspect of it and I enjoy the taking questions part.
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I think it would do a lot of people good just to realize how vulnerable they are.
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I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you.
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I'll go to church with anyone who's willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me.
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If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever
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Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.
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