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Joe Rogan
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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
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Joseph James Rogan
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I'll go to church with anyone who's willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me.
Joe Rogan
To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.
Joe Rogan
People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.
Joe Rogan
Comedy shows in D.C. are so much fun. I think because of the intense area that is connected to politics that people need, they need their down time. D.C. audiences are almost universally praised by comedians.
Joe Rogan
Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It's a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box... but in an actual physical fight against someone who's just a wrestler, you're going to get killed.
Joe Rogan
Also I can come up with new bits - people yell stuff out and it's a new subject or a subject that I've been thinking about that I haven't done onstage yet and I'll just run with it.
Joe Rogan
The number one reason why marijuana is illegal is because the Pharma Cartel does not want you to grow your own medicine. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. The first car ever made ran on hemp oil. Hemp seeds are also the healthiest food on the planet with the highest protein content out of any plant.
Joe Rogan
The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal.
Joe Rogan
Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
Joe Rogan
It's not necessarily a brave thing, people talk about what they think about. There's people out there who love to talk about politics or where they think the countries headed. I don't talk about that I talk about...things that are a little trippier.
Joe Rogan
I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.
Joe Rogan
When a ball goes into a net it only means something because we decided it means something. When somebody punches somebody in the face it always means something.
Joe Rogan
Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.
Joe Rogan
Live your life like you're the hero in your movie and right now.
Joe Rogan
I read the things that scientists have figured out, and apply what they say is beneficial, but at the end of the day I'm the wrong person to get unchallenged nutritional advice from.
Joe Rogan
After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.
Joe Rogan
It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.
Joe Rogan
If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.
Joe Rogan
I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.
Joe Rogan
Jiu-Jitsu has been one of the most valuable tools I've ever had in my life.
Joe Rogan
