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Joe Rogan
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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
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Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
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Joseph James Rogan
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I want to make sure that everything that I'm creating, I'm creating it so other people get enjoyment out of it. And that's the reward that you get for that.
Joe Rogan
I read the things that scientists have figured out, and apply what they say is beneficial, but at the end of the day I'm the wrong person to get unchallenged nutritional advice from.
Joe Rogan
If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?
Joe Rogan
After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.
Joe Rogan
People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.
Joe Rogan
Despite all the advancements in science, and all things about religion that are disproved it still marches on. The bottom line is that the only real, absolutely provable answers about life and our place in the universe are provided by science, and religion has been holding down science since day one.
Joe Rogan
Jiu-Jitsu has been one of the most valuable tools I've ever had in my life.
Joe Rogan
I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you.
Joe Rogan
I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.
Joe Rogan
I've actually been doing stand up for more than 20 years. I started in 1988. It's almost 30 years! Which is crazy.
Joe Rogan
I thought eventually I'd have a family and I really didn't want to be a loser like that guy in his 40s still shopping his band's shitty demo tapes around.
Joe Rogan
But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.
Joe Rogan
Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.
Joe Rogan
I’m afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.
Joe Rogan
The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.
Joe Rogan
You are one miniscule piece of a never-ending cycle. In fact, you're not even a piece. You're just a holder for billions and billions of other pieces. Whether that's organic components, living organisms inside your body, bacteria or whatever it is, you're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it.
Joe Rogan
Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs.
Joe Rogan
Also I can come up with new bits - people yell stuff out and it's a new subject or a subject that I've been thinking about that I haven't done onstage yet and I'll just run with it.
Joe Rogan
Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.
Joe Rogan
There's a never-ending ocean of techniques out there.
Joe Rogan
