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Joe Rogan
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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
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Joseph James Rogan
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I'm a nightclub comic. That's what I do. I work in the clubs uncensored because my mind is uncensored, and those are the thoughts that I have. I do the kind of comedy that I would enjoy seeing.
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It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.
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Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.
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I don't really like actors. Actors are like terrible comedians with no punch lines. It's all about them. They talk about themselves all the time. They bore the sh - t out of you.
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People do always try to smoke pot with me. But I think some of those people are cops.
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People for the most part can smell lies, at least I thought that until I saw audiences applaud at Carlos Mencia.
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Choose To Be Inspired.
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You do what you're supposed to do, but you have to be honest about what they're doing. When you do a comedy show on a network the problem is there are going to be a bunch of people who aren't comedians that are going to tell you what's funny.
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The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.
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Greatness and madness are next door neighbours and they borrow each other's sugar. You don't get there without the other.
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I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.
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It's not necessarily a brave thing, people talk about what they think about. There's people out there who love to talk about politics or where they think the countries headed. I don't talk about that I talk about...things that are a little trippier.
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I've actually been doing stand up for more than 20 years. I started in 1988. It's almost 30 years! Which is crazy.
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I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy more than any generation before because there is more guys like you, more guys like me, more guys like Louie CK who talks about it a lot. When you get a chance to see perspective that I don't think you ever got to see before.
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Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much.
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Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.
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I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.
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I read the things that scientists have figured out, and apply what they say is beneficial, but at the end of the day I'm the wrong person to get unchallenged nutritional advice from.
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There's a never-ending ocean of techniques out there.
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Comedy shows in D.C. are so much fun. I think because of the intense area that is connected to politics that people need, they need their down time. D.C. audiences are almost universally praised by comedians.
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