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Joe Rogan
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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
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Joseph James Rogan
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There's a never-ending ocean of techniques out there.
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You're sort of programmed a certain way because of your environment. That's all you know. But we don't have that anymore because of the internet. Because of the internet we're all communicating with each other all across the board, so you're getting information from people all around the world, hitting a much more diverse slice of culture.
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I think it would do a lot of people good just to realize how vulnerable they are.
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If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?
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There's a classic story I tell about when I did the Man Show about the retarded conversations that you have with the executive producers and the network.
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Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.
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Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you're first coming up and I think that's good for you. Eventually you get to express your real personality.
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In order to be truly great at something you have to give into a certain amount of madness.
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Greatness and madness are next door neighbours and they borrow each other's sugar. You don't get there without the other.
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The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.
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The quicker we all realize that we've been taught how to live life by people that were operating on the momentum of an ignorant past the quicker we can move to a global ethic of community that doesn't value invented borders or the monopolization of natural resources, but rather the goal of a happier more loving humanity.
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Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.
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I’m afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.
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If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
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After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.
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I always do that at the end of shows, like a Q&A session. First of all it lets people know that this isn't some preprogrammed, press-play show where I have to say the exact same words in the exact same order. That's part of the thing with live comedy is that people like the fun aspect of it and I enjoy the taking questions part.
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People for the most part can smell lies.
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The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.
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I want to talk about the nature of human beings or how we're evolving as a race.
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When a ball goes into a net it only means something because we decided it means something. When somebody punches somebody in the face it always means something.
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