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Joe Rogan
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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
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Joseph James Rogan
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More quotes by Joe Rogan
I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy more than any generation before because there is more guys like you, more guys like me, more guys like Louie CK who talks about it a lot. When you get a chance to see perspective that I don't think you ever got to see before.
Joe Rogan
Also I can come up with new bits - people yell stuff out and it's a new subject or a subject that I've been thinking about that I haven't done onstage yet and I'll just run with it.
Joe Rogan
I think that one of the reasons why people look towards the end of humanity is that people are afraid to die alone. If you die alone, the people you love will miss you, or if they die, you miss them - the sorrow is inevitable. When you truly love someone, the thought of losing them forever is horrible.
Joe Rogan
The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
Joe Rogan
Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.
Joe Rogan
There's a never-ending ocean of techniques out there.
Joe Rogan
Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you're first coming up and I think that's good for you. Eventually you get to express your real personality.
Joe Rogan
Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.
Joe Rogan
Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It's a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box... but in an actual physical fight against someone who's just a wrestler, you're going to get killed.
Joe Rogan
In order to be truly great at something you have to give into a certain amount of madness.
Joe Rogan
Well you see, Brazilian JiuJitsu Blackbelts have a blackbelt in...... Brazilian JiuJitsu
Joe Rogan
To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.
Joe Rogan
It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.
Joe Rogan
Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much.
Joe Rogan
Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.
Joe Rogan
I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.
Joe Rogan
Be the hero of your own story.
Joe Rogan
Live your life like you're the hero in your movie and right now.
Joe Rogan
There's a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results.
Joe Rogan
I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.
Joe Rogan
