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No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend.

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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
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The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.
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Live your life like you're the hero in your movie and right now.
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Choose To Be Inspired.
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What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It's amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being - without a doubt.
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I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy more than any generation before because there is more guys like you, more guys like me, more guys like Louie CK who talks about it a lot. When you get a chance to see perspective that I don't think you ever got to see before.
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My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys.
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People for the most part can smell lies, at least I thought that until I saw audiences applaud at Carlos Mencia.
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Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there.
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I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.
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I thought eventually I'd have a family and I really didn't want to be a loser like that guy in his 40s still shopping his band's shitty demo tapes around.
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If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?
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You're sort of programmed a certain way because of your environment. That's all you know. But we don't have that anymore because of the internet. Because of the internet we're all communicating with each other all across the board, so you're getting information from people all around the world, hitting a much more diverse slice of culture.
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We're constantly re-evaluating the potential for life. We're finding it where we didn't think it could exist, such as volcanic vents and other extreme conditions like under arctic ice. We're finding life in these incredibly harsh and dynamic conditions, so we're having to re-evaluate our own ideas of what's possible on this planet alone.
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I read the things that scientists have figured out, and apply what they say is beneficial, but at the end of the day I'm the wrong person to get unchallenged nutritional advice from.
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Faggot never meant gay when I was a kid. You kind of knew that you could call a gay person faggot if you were ignorant, but nobody ever called someone a faggot if they were gay.
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The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion
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People for the most part can smell lies.
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Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you're first coming up and I think that's good for you. Eventually you get to express your real personality.
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Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.
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On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed.
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