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Live your life like you're the hero in your movie and right now.

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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
Color Commentator
Judoka
Kickboxer
Podcaster
Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
Television Actor
Television Producer
Thai Boxer
Newark
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Joseph James Rogan
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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.
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Choose To Be Inspired.
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The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.
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That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
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Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you're first coming up and I think that's good for you. Eventually you get to express your real personality.
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Comedy shows in D.C. are so much fun. I think because of the intense area that is connected to politics that people need, they need their down time. D.C. audiences are almost universally praised by comedians.
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A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up on you tube, it might get a million hits! All it needs to do is resonate with one person who sends it to their friends, who sends it to other people, and before you know it, it has spread virally and BOOM! All of a sudden that person has a name.
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The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
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To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.
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Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.
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I read the things that scientists have figured out, and apply what they say is beneficial, but at the end of the day I'm the wrong person to get unchallenged nutritional advice from.
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I’m afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.
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I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand where I'm coming from.
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A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you. I mean, it doesn't make any sense.
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When women go to see men strip, we never accuse you of hating men.
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Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.
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There's a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results.
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Despite all the advancements in science, and all things about religion that are disproved it still marches on. The bottom line is that the only real, absolutely provable answers about life and our place in the universe are provided by science, and religion has been holding down science since day one.
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I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.
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I don't really like actors. Actors are like terrible comedians with no punch lines. It's all about them. They talk about themselves all the time. They bore the sh - t out of you.
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