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If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever
Joe Rogan
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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Joseph James Rogan
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Live your life like you're the hero in your movie and right now.
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You do what you're supposed to do, but you have to be honest about what they're doing. When you do a comedy show on a network the problem is there are going to be a bunch of people who aren't comedians that are going to tell you what's funny.
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People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.
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Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.
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What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It's amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being - without a doubt.
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To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die.
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Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.
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Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you're first coming up and I think that's good for you. Eventually you get to express your real personality.
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Our entire civilization is built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit.
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Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.
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The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
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We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by.
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The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.
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I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.
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If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
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On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed.
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I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.
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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.
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