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Our entire civilization is built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit.
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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
Color Commentator
Judoka
Kickboxer
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Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
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Television Producer
Thai Boxer
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Joseph James Rogan
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Be the hero of your own story.
Joe Rogan
A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up on you tube, it might get a million hits! All it needs to do is resonate with one person who sends it to their friends, who sends it to other people, and before you know it, it has spread virally and BOOM! All of a sudden that person has a name.
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But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.
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Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
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People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.
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I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.
Joe Rogan
One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.
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What people like are things to laugh at. Funny shows. It's all in the execution, the writing and the characters, not the setting. And the writing and the execution and the characters are GREAT on (Everybody Loves Raymond).
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It's impossible to measure the type of mental strength and determination that's required to be an elite wrestler.
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Despite all the advancements in science, and all things about religion that are disproved it still marches on. The bottom line is that the only real, absolutely provable answers about life and our place in the universe are provided by science, and religion has been holding down science since day one.
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Houston Alexander is for real!
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I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.
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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.
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We're constantly re-evaluating the potential for life. We're finding it where we didn't think it could exist, such as volcanic vents and other extreme conditions like under arctic ice. We're finding life in these incredibly harsh and dynamic conditions, so we're having to re-evaluate our own ideas of what's possible on this planet alone.
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It's not necessarily a brave thing, people talk about what they think about. There's people out there who love to talk about politics or where they think the countries headed. I don't talk about that I talk about...things that are a little trippier.
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I read the things that scientists have figured out, and apply what they say is beneficial, but at the end of the day I'm the wrong person to get unchallenged nutritional advice from.
Joe Rogan
The two things I understand best are stand-up comedy and martial arts. And those things require an ultimate grasp of the truth. You have to be objective about your skills and abilities to compete in both.
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Also I can come up with new bits - people yell stuff out and it's a new subject or a subject that I've been thinking about that I haven't done onstage yet and I'll just run with it.
Joe Rogan
You do what you're supposed to do, but you have to be honest about what they're doing. When you do a comedy show on a network the problem is there are going to be a bunch of people who aren't comedians that are going to tell you what's funny.
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There's a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results.
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