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To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.
Joe Rogan
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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
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Joseph James Rogan
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No matter how civilized we are and how much society has curbed violent behavior. Human beings still have the same genes they had 10,000 years ago. Our bodies are designed to have a certain amount of physical stress and violence in them. We're designed to run from jaguars and fight to defend our territory.
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You are one miniscule piece of a never-ending cycle. In fact, you're not even a piece. You're just a holder for billions and billions of other pieces. Whether that's organic components, living organisms inside your body, bacteria or whatever it is, you're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it.
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There's a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results.
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On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed.
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Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
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Live your life like you're the hero in your movie and right now.
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Having the privilege of sitting down and having 3 hour long uninterrupted conversations with hundreds of brilliant people is an awesome perspective enhancer.
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But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.
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The number one reason why marijuana is illegal is because the Pharma Cartel does not want you to grow your own medicine. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. The first car ever made ran on hemp oil. Hemp seeds are also the healthiest food on the planet with the highest protein content out of any plant.
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If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there.
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It's impossible to measure the type of mental strength and determination that's required to be an elite wrestler.
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The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
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I thought eventually I'd have a family and I really didn't want to be a loser like that guy in his 40s still shopping his band's shitty demo tapes around.
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I'm really happy that I've been able to make people laugh and distract them from their day to day bullshit at a comedy show or because they enjoyed one of my CDs or TV specials, but I don't know how many people have actually had life changing thoughts because of it.
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[Faggot] is a great word! The whole thing about language is, it's supposed to be broadcasting your intentions. These are my intentions and these words broadcast my feelings. If all of a sudden you have forbidden words that doesn't make the intent any better. It's just appeasing sensitive people.
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You're sort of programmed a certain way because of your environment. That's all you know. But we don't have that anymore because of the internet. Because of the internet we're all communicating with each other all across the board, so you're getting information from people all around the world, hitting a much more diverse slice of culture.
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It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.
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You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag.
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The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.
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