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To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.

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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
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Despite all the advancements in science, and all things about religion that are disproved it still marches on. The bottom line is that the only real, absolutely provable answers about life and our place in the universe are provided by science, and religion has been holding down science since day one.
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I want to talk about the nature of human beings or how we're evolving as a race.
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