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To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.

Joe Rogan

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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
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Joseph James Rogan
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Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It's a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box... but in an actual physical fight against someone who's just a wrestler, you're going to get killed.
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Despite all the advancements in science, and all things about religion that are disproved it still marches on. The bottom line is that the only real, absolutely provable answers about life and our place in the universe are provided by science, and religion has been holding down science since day one.
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