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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.
Joe Rogan
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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
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Joseph James Rogan
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We're constantly re-evaluating the potential for life. We're finding it where we didn't think it could exist, such as volcanic vents and other extreme conditions like under arctic ice. We're finding life in these incredibly harsh and dynamic conditions, so we're having to re-evaluate our own ideas of what's possible on this planet alone.
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On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed.
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If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk.
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We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by.
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Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there.
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I thought eventually I'd have a family and I really didn't want to be a loser like that guy in his 40s still shopping his band's shitty demo tapes around.
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You're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it.
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People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.
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I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.
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I always do that at the end of shows, like a Q&A session. First of all it lets people know that this isn't some preprogrammed, press-play show where I have to say the exact same words in the exact same order. That's part of the thing with live comedy is that people like the fun aspect of it and I enjoy the taking questions part.
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You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag.
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I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.
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