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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.
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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
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Joseph James Rogan
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We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by.
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No matter how civilized we are and how much society has curbed violent behavior. Human beings still have the same genes they had 10,000 years ago. Our bodies are designed to have a certain amount of physical stress and violence in them. We're designed to run from jaguars and fight to defend our territory.
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My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.
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My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys.
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Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.
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I think that one of the reasons why people look towards the end of humanity is that people are afraid to die alone. If you die alone, the people you love will miss you, or if they die, you miss them - the sorrow is inevitable. When you truly love someone, the thought of losing them forever is horrible.
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Our entire civilization is built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit.
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