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The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.

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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
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I think that one of the reasons why people look towards the end of humanity is that people are afraid to die alone. If you die alone, the people you love will miss you, or if they die, you miss them - the sorrow is inevitable. When you truly love someone, the thought of losing them forever is horrible.
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When I started out I was definitely more traditional. It was 1988. Everyone was doing the Jerry Seinfeld.
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Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.
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If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
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It's not necessarily a brave thing, people talk about what they think about. There's people out there who love to talk about politics or where they think the countries headed. I don't talk about that I talk about...things that are a little trippier.
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People do always try to smoke pot with me. But I think some of those people are cops.
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One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.
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The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion
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I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.
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On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed.
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A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you. I mean, it doesn't make any sense.
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Despite all the advancements in science, and all things about religion that are disproved it still marches on. The bottom line is that the only real, absolutely provable answers about life and our place in the universe are provided by science, and religion has been holding down science since day one.
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I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.
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