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But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.
Joe Rogan
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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
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Judoka
Kickboxer
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Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
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Joseph James Rogan
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When I started out I was definitely more traditional. It was 1988. Everyone was doing the Jerry Seinfeld.
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I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.
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That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
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Our entire civilization is built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit.
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Stand-up is still my favorite, but the podcast is a close second. It's so fun, and it's given me the oppor-tunity to have three-hour conversations with people I wouldn't have otherwise been able to talk to. When I talked to Maynard Keenan from Tool, I almost couldn't believe it was happening.
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I don't really like actors. Actors are like terrible comedians with no punch lines. It's all about them. They talk about themselves all the time. They bore the sh - t out of you.
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I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.
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After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.
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It's not necessarily a brave thing, people talk about what they think about. There's people out there who love to talk about politics or where they think the countries headed. I don't talk about that I talk about...things that are a little trippier.
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The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.
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