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But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.
Joe Rogan
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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
Color Commentator
Judoka
Kickboxer
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Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
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Joseph James Rogan
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