Quote

My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.

Joe Rogan

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
Color Commentator
Judoka
Kickboxer
Podcaster
Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
Television Actor
Television Producer
Thai Boxer
Newark
New Jersey
Joseph James Rogan
Way
Treat
Like
Treats
Totally
Completely
Audience
Friends
Best
Uncensored
Really
Pull

More quotes by Joe Rogan

Image
When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show for an hour - it's a big difference. It's annoying - your feet hurt, your back hurts - it's just not the most comfortable way to see stand-up comedy.
Joe Rogan
Image
The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.
Joe Rogan
Image
To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.
Joe Rogan
Image
Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you're first coming up and I think that's good for you. Eventually you get to express your real personality.
Joe Rogan
Image
I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy more than any generation before because there is more guys like you, more guys like me, more guys like Louie CK who talks about it a lot. When you get a chance to see perspective that I don't think you ever got to see before.
Joe Rogan
Image
Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
Joe Rogan
Image
You are one miniscule piece of a never-ending cycle. In fact, you're not even a piece. You're just a holder for billions and billions of other pieces. Whether that's organic components, living organisms inside your body, bacteria or whatever it is, you're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it.
Joe Rogan
Image
The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.
Joe Rogan
Image
I thought eventually I'd have a family and I really didn't want to be a loser like that guy in his 40s still shopping his band's shitty demo tapes around.
Joe Rogan
Image
I think that one of the reasons why people look towards the end of humanity is that people are afraid to die alone. If you die alone, the people you love will miss you, or if they die, you miss them - the sorrow is inevitable. When you truly love someone, the thought of losing them forever is horrible.
Joe Rogan
Image
Stand-up is still my favorite, but the podcast is a close second. It's so fun, and it's given me the oppor-tunity to have three-hour conversations with people I wouldn't have otherwise been able to talk to. When I talked to Maynard Keenan from Tool, I almost couldn't believe it was happening.
Joe Rogan
Image
A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you. I mean, it doesn't make any sense.
Joe Rogan
Image
Jiu-Jitsu has been one of the most valuable tools I've ever had in my life.
Joe Rogan
Image
Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.
Joe Rogan
Image
Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there.
Joe Rogan
Image
Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.
Joe Rogan
Image
If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk.
Joe Rogan
Image
What people like are things to laugh at. Funny shows. It's all in the execution, the writing and the characters, not the setting. And the writing and the execution and the characters are GREAT on (Everybody Loves Raymond).
Joe Rogan
Image
People for the most part can smell lies.
Joe Rogan
Image
Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.
Joe Rogan