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I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.
Joe Rogan
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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
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