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I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.
Joe Rogan
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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
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Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
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Joseph James Rogan
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I’m afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.
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Jiu-Jitsu has been one of the most valuable tools I've ever had in my life.
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Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
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You're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it.
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I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.
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When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show for an hour - it's a big difference. It's annoying - your feet hurt, your back hurts - it's just not the most comfortable way to see stand-up comedy.
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You're sort of programmed a certain way because of your environment. That's all you know. But we don't have that anymore because of the internet. Because of the internet we're all communicating with each other all across the board, so you're getting information from people all around the world, hitting a much more diverse slice of culture.
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Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there.
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People are scared man, they're scared of the void.
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That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
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To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.
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There's a never-ending ocean of techniques out there.
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I'm really happy that I've been able to make people laugh and distract them from their day to day bullshit at a comedy show or because they enjoyed one of my CDs or TV specials, but I don't know how many people have actually had life changing thoughts because of it.
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People do always try to smoke pot with me. But I think some of those people are cops.
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I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you.
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If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?
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I don`t like people that make their living talking about bullshit, and you see them in many shows that are made on the same subject. When you go looking at UFOs or bigfoot or what-have-you, there's just nothing there.
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Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you're first coming up and I think that's good for you. Eventually you get to express your real personality.
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I want to make sure that everything that I'm creating, I'm creating it so other people get enjoyment out of it. And that's the reward that you get for that.
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