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I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.

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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
Color Commentator
Judoka
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Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
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Thai Boxer
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Joseph James Rogan
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Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.
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A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up on you tube, it might get a million hits! All it needs to do is resonate with one person who sends it to their friends, who sends it to other people, and before you know it, it has spread virally and BOOM! All of a sudden that person has a name.
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When I started out I was definitely more traditional. It was 1988. Everyone was doing the Jerry Seinfeld.
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The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal.
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If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there.
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People are scared man, they're scared of the void.
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You're sort of programmed a certain way because of your environment. That's all you know. But we don't have that anymore because of the internet. Because of the internet we're all communicating with each other all across the board, so you're getting information from people all around the world, hitting a much more diverse slice of culture.
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I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.
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The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
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Houston Alexander is for real!
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Teaching someone that doesn't know something forces you to think about almost every single aspect of it, including parts of it that you could sort of take for granted.
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When women go to see men strip, we never accuse you of hating men.
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Jiu-Jitsu has been one of the most valuable tools I've ever had in my life.
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You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag.
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Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It's a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box... but in an actual physical fight against someone who's just a wrestler, you're going to get killed.
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Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.
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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.
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I've actually been doing stand up for more than 20 years. I started in 1988. It's almost 30 years! Which is crazy.
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