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If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?

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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Joseph James Rogan
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A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up on you tube, it might get a million hits! All it needs to do is resonate with one person who sends it to their friends, who sends it to other people, and before you know it, it has spread virally and BOOM! All of a sudden that person has a name.
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Comedy shows in D.C. are so much fun. I think because of the intense area that is connected to politics that people need, they need their down time. D.C. audiences are almost universally praised by comedians.
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Greatness and madness are next door neighbours and they borrow each other's sugar. You don't get there without the other.
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Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.
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It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.
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When I started out I was definitely more traditional. It was 1988. Everyone was doing the Jerry Seinfeld.
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People do always try to smoke pot with me. But I think some of those people are cops.
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The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.
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Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
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I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you.
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When a ball goes into a net it only means something because we decided it means something. When somebody punches somebody in the face it always means something.
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On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed.
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You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag.
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A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you. I mean, it doesn't make any sense.
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We're constantly re-evaluating the potential for life. We're finding it where we didn't think it could exist, such as volcanic vents and other extreme conditions like under arctic ice. We're finding life in these incredibly harsh and dynamic conditions, so we're having to re-evaluate our own ideas of what's possible on this planet alone.
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There's a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results.
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I've actually been doing stand up for more than 20 years. I started in 1988. It's almost 30 years! Which is crazy.
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Also I can come up with new bits - people yell stuff out and it's a new subject or a subject that I've been thinking about that I haven't done onstage yet and I'll just run with it.
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I think that one of the reasons why people look towards the end of humanity is that people are afraid to die alone. If you die alone, the people you love will miss you, or if they die, you miss them - the sorrow is inevitable. When you truly love someone, the thought of losing them forever is horrible.
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Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, What was that?
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