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If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?

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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Joseph James Rogan
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I always do that at the end of shows, like a Q&A session. First of all it lets people know that this isn't some preprogrammed, press-play show where I have to say the exact same words in the exact same order. That's part of the thing with live comedy is that people like the fun aspect of it and I enjoy the taking questions part.
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