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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
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Judoka
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Joseph James Rogan
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Teaching someone that doesn't know something forces you to think about almost every single aspect of it, including parts of it that you could sort of take for granted.
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In order to be truly great at something you have to give into a certain amount of madness.
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Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.
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[Faggot] is a great word! The whole thing about language is, it's supposed to be broadcasting your intentions. These are my intentions and these words broadcast my feelings. If all of a sudden you have forbidden words that doesn't make the intent any better. It's just appeasing sensitive people.
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If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever
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Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs.
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There's a classic story I tell about when I did the Man Show about the retarded conversations that you have with the executive producers and the network.
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You are one miniscule piece of a never-ending cycle. In fact, you're not even a piece. You're just a holder for billions and billions of other pieces. Whether that's organic components, living organisms inside your body, bacteria or whatever it is, you're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it.
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I read the things that scientists have figured out, and apply what they say is beneficial, but at the end of the day I'm the wrong person to get unchallenged nutritional advice from.
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Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It's a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box... but in an actual physical fight against someone who's just a wrestler, you're going to get killed.
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What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It's amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being - without a doubt.
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I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you.
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There's a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results.
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Be the hero of your own story.
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When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.
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