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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

Joe Rogan

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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
Color Commentator
Judoka
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Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
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Television Producer
Thai Boxer
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Joseph James Rogan
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Live your life like you're the hero in your movie and right now.
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I read the things that scientists have figured out, and apply what they say is beneficial, but at the end of the day I'm the wrong person to get unchallenged nutritional advice from.
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