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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
Color Commentator
Judoka
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Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
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Thai Boxer
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Joseph James Rogan
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